Bryan Fischer: Good news: we are not at war! Obama says so!
Thursday, March 24, 2011 12:42 PM


By Bryan Fischer 

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What a relief! An Obama national security adviser is now making it clear that we are not in fact at war in Libya. It's not a war, he says, it's just a "kinetic military action." I feel better already. 


Nine percent of hate crimes in the U.S. are committed against Muslims, and that statistic has been on a downward trend since 2003. On the other hand, 70% of all U.S. hate crimes are committed against Jews. Hey, here’s an idea, Democrats! Hold hearings on Muslim hate crimes! The Democrats to Jews: you are on your own; we support the team that thinks you are apes and pigs. 


A city councilwoman in California calls CAIR and Islam in the Middle East "pure, unadulterated evil." As a result, she gets a whole batch of threats from Muslims, kind of proving her point. 


Anthony Wiener, a Democrat from New York City, takes full credit for authoring ObamaCare. And he says that it’s not just that he wrote it, but that “the bill and I are one.” He now wants a waiver from his own law for New York City. You can't make this stuff up. 


Detroit ought to be paradise on earth - it’s been run by Democrats for decades. But instead people are fleeing in droves, like rats from a sunken ship. Detroit’s population is down 25% in the last 10 years, and has shrunk under liberal leadership to the size it was 100 years ago. If the proof is in the pudding, I’d say it’s time to throw the pudding out. 


Democrats have been running Massachusetts cities for decades. Whites are continuing to flee these cities like rats from a sunken ship. Are they racists? Nope - they just don't like crime and a pathetic system of public education. If the proof is in the pudding, I’d say it’s time to throw the pudding out. 


Frito-Lay is getting ready to destroy the potato chip. They’re going to make 'em with beet juice, purple cabbage and carrots, and reduce salt content 25% - without telling anybody, apparently hoping they can sneak it past unwitting consumers. Too late! If they’re going all-natural, it just might be time to dump that Frito-Lay stock before it turns into compost. 


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